I’m moderately good looking, I have a big stomach, better
yet I have a decent amount of fluff to me. I have a great smile, decent hair
and beard, I have tattoos and piercings, I have only 2 reviewers who say my
four play skills are fantastic and my sexual moves aren't too shabby either, so
I’m not sure if I have anything to offer
I've been
fired from 2 jobs over some bullshit (food poisoning for one and I forgot the
other) and have spent the better part of a year and a half looking for a job
meaning my only source of income is doing odd jobs (i.e.
cleaning family houses, driving grandma places, babysitting, etc) so I’m not sure if I have
anything to offer.
I’m gullible
at times, I’m very honest not enough to hurt anyone’s feelings but if you ask
me what’s on my mind, I’ll tell you the truth. I’m a comic book nerd but more
in the sense that I admire superheroes and villains and their stories yet have
only read about 10 actual comic books in my lifetime. I’m passionate about
writing and art and all things creative. The creativity in human beings is
remarkable and I technically feed off of it. I drink on occasion; I smoke on
occasion, sometimes both on the same occasion. I love music and watching movies
and TV. I belong to specific fandoms. I’m a lover not a fighter. I cook and
clean. I give my heart to whoever is willing to accept it, what they do with it
is up to them. I’m a man’s best friend type of guy. I love women and I damn sure
respect them. I’m a sap when it comes to romantic-esque situations. Last but
not least, if I call you beautiful, even though you may not think you are, I
damn sure think so and then some. Even if you have scars or stretch marks or
hate how your hair gets poofed up in humidity, I don’t care if you’re big or
small, what color eyes or what color hair, none of that matters to me and no
other girl will be able to match your unique beauty. So again I’m not really
sure if I have anything to offer you.